Monday, April 09, 2007

Suddenly the laptop can blog again... So I fast hand fast leg.. blog while I can...

I come across this rather true sayings in one of the blogs I viewed....

If you wanna see more than 5,000 years of Chinese history,
Go to Xi'An (used to be called Changan. Yes, the same Changan you see in period dramas)

If you want to see more than 1,000 years of Chinese history,
Go to Beijing.

If you wanna see more than 500 years of Chinese history,
Go to Shanghai.

If you want to see more than 10 years of Chinese history,
Go to Shenzhen.

True or not, you decide yourself...


DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE THIS MUCH?

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 kmph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day : A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

Guess what, I ever heard from a person that she told me she was driving 170kmph, she hit a tree but she didn't die... She only lost her teeth, both upper and lower rows. Her whole face was smashed and she need to undergo face re-construction so she now looks different from what you see in her I/C. The best part is she is driving Toyota Celicia.

On the expressway, the speed limit is 90km/h. Some idiots drivers will drive at 120km/h.. They got into fatal accident and the whole damn car is macham like a Coke can being stepped onto by those drink cans collector. Still remember some years ago, this young driver who test drive the Mazda RX8? The salesperson die but the driver still survive? It did come out in the New Paper some days ago. Did you see how the car looks like? He can't be driving at 170km/h on the roads in Singapore and yet the salesperson died.

So how is it possible that someone is driving at 170km/h, hit a tree and still survive?

Either she is now upgrade to become a saint liao or she is just plain lying...

The answer is she is just plain lying cos' she doesn't even know what is a damn clutch. Still dare to boast that she has been driving in the US for more than 10 yrs sia....

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